| a great joke copied from Mei.
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on a computer.
They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of
hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have
had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours,
and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
"JESUS SAVES" |
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| 十年一覺
十年前，結識新朋友是交換名字，交換電話；十年後，做朋友是交換卡片，交換電郵。
十年前，認識而有來往的，叫朋友；十年後，認識而有來往的，大部分叫同事。
十年前，能夠談天的都是知己；十年後，能夠慷慨解囊的才算朋友。
十年前，聖誕節是朋友節，普天同慶；十年後，聖誕節即情人節，請勿打擾。
十年前，每月的零用錢，是公開的秘密；十年後，工資是不能公開的秘密。
十年前，朋友聚會是汽水與籃球；十年後，朋友敘舊是啤酒與Ｋ歌。
十年前，什麼話題也可以刨根問底；十年後，我們熟練「點到即止」的技巧。
十年前，約會沒有目的；十年後，沒有目的就沒有約會。
十年前，什麼場合都適用AA 制；十年後，每餐總有被請或請人的理由。
十年前，見面每問「讀了什麼書」；十年後，見面只問入了什麼股。
十年前，相約看電影，結伴去暢泳，日子無憂無慮；十年後，相約做婦檢，結伴做按摩，生活疲憊多慮。
十年前，習慣直斥對方的缺點；十年後，學懂包容對方的短處。
十年前，只需學習與朋友相處；十年後，還要懂得與朋友的另一半相處。
十年前，大家活在相同的生活圈子，簡單而專一；十年後，我們在不同的圈子打滾，複雜而多變。
十年前，我們漫談「理想」；十年後，我們謾罵「現實」。
十年前，認定的那幾個知己金蘭；十年後，謝天謝地，他們依然如故，與我常在
於facebook乍見此文，與心聲合之有韻。
有感難忍，立於此登。
歲月不留痕？留痕不留人。
風流快活罷不能？內韻才是金。
上述已漸發生，敬請維護純真。
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| 剛剛上網為其中一篇essay做research。
突然，laap眼見到mouse的箭咀指住一條莫名其妙的條約。
條約名為：全面禁止孩子試爆條約！
嘩做乜事？
自然反應就緊係點入去啦。
原來個箭咀遮住左個木字邊...
佢只不過係全面禁止核子試爆條約...
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| 又有奇遇。
話說昨日一個人係PP裡面d坐滿晒賓妹/自由同胞的長凳上睇書+聽歌。兩個男人走左過來，坐低左。一個係講普通話的自由同胞，另一個係講d唔太正廣東話的香港朋友。突然...
港友：喂哥仔！你個部係咪iPod呀？
我：（心想：想點？）係呀...
港友：你可唔可以show俾佢睇下呀？佢唔知咩係iPod呀...
我：（心想：騙局！？）哦...（左出來，捉到實）
港友：可唔可以轉兩下俾佢睇下呀？
我：好...
港友：彌姦彌姦！蔗young船咱打！可唔可以俾d相佢睇下呀？
我：好...
港友：彌姦彌姦！齌尼meant油gel平！有無得睇v-d-o架？
我：無...新個部先有。
港友：姐bull尾油，仙打踩油！幾錢呀靚仔？
我：二千零啦。
港友：他梳靚青多虧呀！
自由：bull bull bull！屎胡虧！
港友：屎胡虧？佢話有人介紹佢買一部有得聽歌有得睇戲，十五蚊咋喎！
我：下？唔會呱？
港友：係囉！他梳尾油啦！屎胡虧...我地搭車黎都屎胡虧啦！cow！
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| 上星期同教會d人去左海洋公園。好耐無去，好開心。
同pigbun係集古村個邊入口等其他人，發現了一樣野...
話說入口周圍掛滿晒d好唔cute的熊貓紙板瓢下瓢下咁。
哦...樂樂盈盈。
澤: (無野搵野講) 樂樂盈盈呀。
pigbun:
咩樂樂盈盈呀?
澤: (心想: 下你唔知?!) 哦...安安佳佳囉，佢地改左名呀嘛...
pigbun:
下? 點解呀?
澤: er... er... er... 回歸丫嘛!!!
pigbun:
哦...
原來pigbun係我最醒的朋友。 |
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